by Lazy River Gardens

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This one’s for the heads who chase the stank.

Open the jar and unleash the funk—Pickled Onion Skunk isn't for the faint of heart. This wild new cultivar from Lazy River Gardens reeks in all the right ways, hitting your senses with an unapologetic blast of sharp, sour onion layered over classic skunk. It’s a terpene tornado that’s simultaneously revolting and addictively mouthwatering.

Expect dense, sticky buds with deep greens and dark purple accents, coated in a greasy layer of trichomes that’ll make your fingers stink for days.

The high? Fast-hitting and unrelenting—clear-minded euphoria at first, followed by a creeping body buzz that’ll glue you to your seat with a satisfied smirk.

Pheno hunted and reversed by Lazy River Gardens.

• Type: Hybrid
• Terpenes: Myrcene, Limonene, Farnesene
• Aroma: Sour onion, fermented garlic, diesel funk
• Effect: Euphoric, sedating, weirdly uplifting

It's like face-fucking a feral skunk in a back alley deli dumpster.

NOTE: This one’s too damn loud for the masses. Pickled Onion Skunk is dropping in an ultra-limited run—only available in 3ct packs!